tasty tasty office cookies
that make the good times last
tasty tasty office cookies
that kill you extra fast

I'm going to Naples, Florida with the girlfriend and my new bike next week.

No -1 F for me next week! See you suckers!

YouTube....as nutritious as cotton candy

So...I know we all dislike George Bush, but I still like to watch the State of the Union speech(and the Democratic response) but circumstances forced me to miss it last night.

I'm thinking, no big deal. Within minutes of The Shrub's last words, the speech will be up on YouTube for all to see. Shit, if some zitty 16 year old's video diary is up there, you'd think the biggest political speech of the year by one of the most important people on the planet would end up there too.

So wrong. YouTube ain't got it.

But Google Video does......hooray for Google.

Pimpin' my Box

Yesterday was the first day of the Great 2007 Home Remodel....my Dad and I took measurements of my bathroom and kitchen appliances, and of the floor.

So...folks. If you want a nice codo in Edina with a new bathroom, range, and wood flooring come visit my place. Since most of the evil old people who lived around me are dead it would be a sweet place for most people to live. Unless they themselves were an evil old person.

Movin' on up

Much like Gerald Ford and the Godfather of Soul (and some of my less notable elderly neighbors) I'm thinking of moving on up.....To the Crocus Hill neighborhood in STP! I've looked at a couple of places-and I think I could be happy with at least one of them. While I'd have some home improvement to do(what is it with these people who want to sell their places but don't paint their basement windows that are slowing shaking off their paint?), my commute would drop to 10 minutes or so. From an hour and a half. Cough.

People who make coffee for a living are closer to God than the rest of us.


I am 100% about the Hanukkah talent show/slam at Kieran's on Dec 19th! Guest hosted by one of the best Jews in the upper midwest!

Bad Day

I like the music Steve Seel(the DJ currently on air on MPR's "The Current") plays but I hate that he talks too much. Like Mark Wheat.

Good DJ, but he still has the very Shatner-esqe delivery(minus most of William Shatner's charm) like he did in the OLD DAYS at Radio K.

Also I hate the bugs I'm working on at work. My current project is rife with cases where the designers were penny wise and dollar foolish.

This morning I was watching tv, and I shit you not, they used a Magnetic Fields song as the music in a cat food commercial.

The schemes for the winter have died. Except maybe the smalltalk one.

I want this. Have I ever told you that PW lives like 8 blocks from my condo? It's true. I'm so close I don't have to stalk.

Those of you with deep knowledge of my psyche know I love The Who. Townshend == God.
Here's a link to a web page with two of their new songs. Rockin'!

The last couple of weeks ideas for winter projects have been coalescing in my mind:
1) I want to build a kayak. The kayak I want to buy costs $3500. I can't afford it. But I think my rudimentary woodworking skills could make it happen. In junior high, I got a blue ribbon at the state fair for my birdhouse, after all.

2) I want to get involved with Smalltalk. And I want to make Smalltalk run on the JVM. Unknown to most people, Sun Microsystems( the makers of Java ) announced future changes to the vm that will make it much more friendly to dynamically typed languages. So, I'm going to write a Smalltalk to JVM parser and compiler. Or that's the hope anyway.

ciao, muthafuckas!

It was a GREAT show...even with torrential rain before the show. I jumped up and down a lot, and sang along the whole show. Even to songs I didn't know. The only downer was they only played stuff off their last 3 albums( excluding 'She Don't Use Jelly', the final show before the encore).

Here's a review from the Strib.

The Flaming Lips and Sonic Youth are playing Minnesota's Great Get Together tonight.
See you at the Fair!

And now for something completely different

So....Last week, instead of going to Iowa to RAGBRAI, I took myself any my bike(and my younger brother Ryan) to Ireland.

It was awesome. Great cycling, great views, and pretty fun smart Irish girls(but I already knew that).

I look forward to going back. Some time in the near future look forward to a link to pictures.

Here's the link

Get Saved. Accept Paul McCartney into your heart.

Wow. I have two ads up in the whole goole adbox (have I mentioned it would help me get a new laptop/car/or vacation? click one, just for the ol' mickster) for a Jesus ringtone and a evangelical web site. Strange.

But really. You should think about getting saved.....Have you every thought of creating a personal relationship with you savior, one one and only Paul McCartney(Holy be his name)?

Wow. I wonder how Bono feels about this.

Welcome to '99. No, not, like, in a Prince-Type way.

I know I should have heard and worshipped The Magnetic Fields' '69 Love Songs' collection in my ol' college radio days (even though it was released in my punk/jazz phase, not my Yo La Tango phase) but I just got it this week and it rocked my socks off.