tasty tasty office cookies
that make the good times last
tasty tasty office cookies
that kill you extra fast

I'm going to Naples, Florida with the girlfriend and my new bike next week.

No -1 F for me next week! See you suckers!

YouTube....as nutritious as cotton candy

So...I know we all dislike George Bush, but I still like to watch the State of the Union speech(and the Democratic response) but circumstances forced me to miss it last night.

I'm thinking, no big deal. Within minutes of The Shrub's last words, the speech will be up on YouTube for all to see. Shit, if some zitty 16 year old's video diary is up there, you'd think the biggest political speech of the year by one of the most important people on the planet would end up there too.

So wrong. YouTube ain't got it.

But Google Video does......hooray for Google.

Pimpin' my Box

Yesterday was the first day of the Great 2007 Home Remodel....my Dad and I took measurements of my bathroom and kitchen appliances, and of the floor.

So...folks. If you want a nice codo in Edina with a new bathroom, range, and wood flooring come visit my place. Since most of the evil old people who lived around me are dead it would be a sweet place for most people to live. Unless they themselves were an evil old person.

Movin' on up

Much like Gerald Ford and the Godfather of Soul (and some of my less notable elderly neighbors) I'm thinking of moving on up.....To the Crocus Hill neighborhood in STP! I've looked at a couple of places-and I think I could be happy with at least one of them. While I'd have some home improvement to do(what is it with these people who want to sell their places but don't paint their basement windows that are slowing shaking off their paint?), my commute would drop to 10 minutes or so. From an hour and a half. Cough.