Sorry I haven't updated in a while-for the most part, the last few weeks have been kind of boring.

Although I have managed to do a few exciting things:
1) I read Kurt Vonnigut's "Breakfast of Champions." Decent book...but definately a guy thing.
2) I don't think I'm dating the nurse girl anymore. I don't think we really have anything in common.
3) I had dinner with a few friends last night at my place. I bbq'd them some steak. And they yelled at my neighbors, pissing them off until 10pm. That kind of bothered me.
4) I went to a party on Friday night. It was a housewarming party.
5) I discovered Linie's Berryweiss is the bomb.
6) Apparently one of my friends is planning on proposing to his girlfriend around Christmas.

That's it.

an interesting report on the history of the US Govm't, Baby boomers, the GDP, and consumerism.

check this link.

I finally made some cookies for this girl I think I'm sort of dating.

What type of cookies? Orange shortbread with chocolate chips.

What do you mean, think you are "sort of dating?" Because I haven't seen her in a month since she's working at a summer camp for kids with cancer(she's a nurse)....and I don't really understand her motivation for me.

Make sure you check out the PICTURE FROM SPACEEEEEEE for today. It's really awesome. And make sure you view their movie.

So I don't know if anyone has noticed but I've had this thing for over a year now.

What have I learned? How has my life changed?

1) I've lived in the same place all this time, but now I feel a little less over my head financially.
2) I think I understand my own goals better-and I'm closer to actually achieving them ( primarily educational goals-I've got over a grand stashed away for more classes ).

I'll add to this list as I think of more.

Did you know Kim Gordon was a music video director( She directed The Breeders' Divine Hammer and Cannonball) and a writer?

What a babe.

Question:
Is it unnatural for a straight man to love another man, should that other man happen to be Paul McCartney?

Answer:
No.


On a related note, the new Sonic Youth album "Murray Street" just plain blows away anything I've heard in a long time. That band has it going on! And, as proof of my heterosexuality, Kim Gordon is really hot. And I bet she's really nice and smart too.

Yeah, I had a really exciting weekend. I did some bikin' and some relaxin' and I did some estate sale buyin'. But I also had time to get listed as a missing person back home.

My parents freaked out when they couldn't get ahold of me for a few days (apparently, they say I didn't tell them I was going up north) so they had Edina Police break into my condo and start calling all the people on my cell phone list(which I forgot at my place).

Interesting, eh? I'll update with more info when the milk stops coming out of my nose ('cause, you know, I'm laughing so hard).

I'm going up to Alexandria this weekend to do some bike riding/relaxation. It should be fun.

I've also sent in my final check for RAGBRAI, so all you loyal readers can again read my road wisdon. To read what I wrote last year check out my entries from the last week and a half of July 2002.

I'm going to give the condo association one more chance-it was suggested to me that I should offer to install a new quiet bathroom fan(one of Hitler's choosing) if they'll buy it. This will solve this problem, hopefully. All that remains is the noise from the stove range hood noise, door opening noise, and of course the tv/music noise.

But to be honest I think I'd like to move into a real house by next May or June so I don't have to deal with this crap ever again.

And I'd recommend that anyone who is looking to buy a condo-DON'T. It a big problem that will complicate your life.

I hate my fucking old people.

Last night the bitch from hell complained to the Condo President(Heil Hitler!), and he came to give me a talk about my bathroom fan. Again, this year my bathroom fan is actually *MUCH* to loud to actually use.

I'm going to move. I can't deal with this shit.

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this is fucking funny.

In case you didn't get it, Einstein didn't quite spell moron correctly.

But maybe that's not that big a deal-our president most likely can't spell it either.