I've been on jury duty for the last week and a day. The case I've gotten has been a First Degree Sexual Assault. The person assaulted? A four year old girl. The person charged with the crime? The girl's great grandfather.
The case is in deliberation so I'm not done with it, but let me say this(which may help if you think your family is a piece of shit): my family isn't nearly as fucked up as I might think. And chances are neither is yours.
Stay tuned for an update when deliberation is over.