I got this off of a friend's site: Jar-Jar in Middle Earth!

On the 8th and 9th of June, Yo La Tengo plays at first ave. Are your there God? It's me, Mike. Don't let me forget!
And, Oh God, please let me never make a reference to the book "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret." I hate that book.

Thinking back, reading that was where things all started to go wrong for me.